i never thought i could hate a dog so much

The woman who moved into the apartment above me brought along a dog she claimed was a chihuahua, though I have never actually seen the dog, I'm pretty sure she is a liar liar pants on fire. Her apartment, from what I gather has a wood floor, and from the clatter of paws slapping the floor this dog she claims to be so tiny weighs at least 45 pounds. It runs back and forth in the apartment all night long, and at 5:10 this morning when she was getting ready, to do god knows what, the dog decided it wanted to run back and forth above my bedroom and bark on and off for the next hour.
When I decided that sleep was no longer an option I pondered the idea of going up and banging on the door and telling her if she didn’t shut that thing up I would shut it up permanently, but I thought that might be a little harsh. Though if it continues at this rate I might just be forced to do something most decent people would regret.